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The Aspen Man Camp

Life Changing, Butt Kicking, Fitness Adventures for the “Real Man”.

WHEN: Customized For you On Demand Groups of 3-8 Men per Camp!


The Aspen Man Camp is the Man’s version of group health retreats. You can go with the girls to some sissy “boot camp”, do yoga and eat tofu, but you can’t tell your friends about it. Can you? Well now you can come to the Aspen Man Camp…where we understand what it means to train like a man, eat like a man, recreate like a man…TO BE A MAN!!! Our trips are serviced by locally rented Harley Davidson Motorcycles. Our instructors and guides are highly respected, professional, educated, and understand what it is to be a man. Men need to be men! Liberate yourself from the daily grind, find nature, rekindle your passion for life. Leave your inner child at home, and unleash “The Hairy Beast Within”!!!

> Olympic Style Weight Lifting
> Martial Arts Training in the Rocky Mountain Outdoors
> Outdoor Agility / Strength and Conditioning Training

> Options Include: Bouldering or Rock Climbing, Mountaineering, River Rafting, Race Car Driving, Dirt Bike touring, Heavy Equipment Operation (Tractors and Stuff!), Fly Fishing, Night-time Ninja Training, Mountain Biking, Instinctive Archery clinic, Russian Kettlebell training, Edged Weapon Training, Paintball Competition, Belly Flop Contest, Mountain Rescue and Swift water rescue techniques, Kicking, punching and grappling,  Girl-getting techniques, pistol shooting, and much, much, more!

> End with a massage. Get the mud off, and go home clean, with a renewed sense of your MANHOOD!

Warning: Spandex will not be tolerated under any circumstances!

Altitude Body Performance Center - 970 925-3555 -
333 E. Durant Ave. Aspen, CO 81611

Say "no" to man boobs, say "YES" to Man Camp!

Man Camp Scholarship available for 2014!

Click here for more information.

Smack up your Inner Wimp!
What is Nightime Ninja Training?


Don't think... Act!

Instinctive Archery for Focus!


Learn Secret and Deadly Martial Arts Techniques!


Explore the Rocky Mountains!





Taste the finer things in life!


Learn new exercise techniques, and leave with your own customized program!


Morning workout in the park!



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The "Man Camp!"

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After the "MAN CAMP!"

Man Camp Sponsors
Man Camp HQ
Landmark Retreat Center
This is the view from our 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath, solar powered compound. Surrounded by national forest, this is the ultimate base camp for your Rocky Mountain Adventure.

Aspen Colorado Information


Home of the "Man Camper"

Aspen's first Sandwich - For Men Only!

women only want it because they can't have it.


The Mountain Chalet Lodge

Lodging in the center of Aspen. Home to Altitude - Body Performance Center.



Altitude - Body Performance Center is Aspen, Colorado's leading personal training and fitness education facility.


The Napa Wine Company provides fine wines for the cultured, gentleman. These esteemed, organic wines will complement a wild game menu at the Aspen Man Camp. Because hunting and preparing wild game rank very high on the manhood scale, Napa Wine Company will offer short lectures and/or clinics on these topics as Man Camp options. Whether or not you include these options, you will enjoy the fine dining experience.


There are two types of guys: Those who want to come to Man Camp & those who NEED to come to Man Camp.

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